NLP is some random weird thing that is supposed to control people’s minds using the words you use.  I dunno if I buy it, but I randomly found this website that lets you make your own movies.  So I made one about NLP.

I seem to swear an awful ******* lot on this blog.

If my swearing makes you not want to donate.

***** you.

* This blog has been censored to better insure your commitment to MoMoFoSho.com and not to offend anyone, because we at MoMoFoSho (we being me, Greg), Loves everyone.  Except that one guy.

Remember that post I did a while ago about how I love eating things that are bigger than my head?  Well something I don’t like, is fucking spiders the size of my head trying to eat me!  First its zombie goat on my porch and now I have to deal with giant spider!  Sometimes you get a reality check that your in a foreign country and today was one of those days.

Usually I would have a picture of me and my mo-tastic moustache in all its glory, but this is the first time in weeks that I have somehow managed to get into bed before 12pm, and now that I am here I don’t want to get out, my body is super tired.  So I promise I will make it up to you guys for now having missed 2 days of mo growth pictures… I actually have the photos on the camera from the last dayi missed, but didn’t get around to putting them up.  You will see and appreciate the effort that I am going to put into making it up to you though!!

OH!  Jay from PalmerCash finally wrote me back!  So I don’t hate him anymore and you should all buy a t-shirt from him at Palmercash.com

I am super tired, already in bed and its 11:21!  This is a new record for me, an extra hour of sleep (hopefully).

With threats of getting the updated word count beaten out of me, not including this post I have generated 12,799 words as of November 17th.  With 13 days to go I will have a lot of work ahead of me to get anywhere close 50,000 words.  I am thinking a 15,000 word essay on Prostate cancer and a 20,000 word essay on the Movember party we are throwing on Movember 29th.

So far according to BlindApeSEO.com, we have some WebWriMo Boyscout called InternetAuthor that has cleared 30,000 words already…. I guess his name is suiting.

It looks as though a lot of people struggle with the same problems I run into, which are thinking up ideas to write about and making your articles long lasting, they seem to peter out around 200 Words… and lately mine have petered out around 100 words.

This is a great challenge though and I am learning a lot.  Mostly I am learning just to write and not try to edit myself while doing it.  For the first 14 or so days of Movember, I didn’t even really know if anyone was reading my site.  In fact, according to my google analytics, people only stayed on my page for a total of 30 seconds before moving on.  But as of today I have an average read time of 3 minutes, and 70% of my traffic (500 unique visitors) are returning readers!  Which means that my unedited posts seem to be a decent read!

So once again I am past the 12,000 word mark and hope that I won’t disappoint with the next 13 days of content!

After reaching the goal of $1,000, I did some research into how much money was raised world wide to date.  

Lets just say I was amazed.  I told people that I thought we had raised as a whole over $120,000 and was so proud of us.  But to my great surprise, as a whole we have donated over 8 Million dollars so far, and the month is only half over!

Here is the break down of who is donating:

Country - Registrants - Amount
1. Australia - 118,413 - $5,242,846.98
2. United Kingdom - 15,251 - $1,299,290.97
3. Canada - 8,802 - $926,625.77
4. U.S.A. - 6,594 -$488,164.86
5. New Zealand - 12,149 - $187,748.44
6. Ireland - 1,591 - $122,244.99
7. Living Elsewhere - 802 - $65,344.49 
8. España - 526 - $2,793.91 

Thats a lot of donations!  What a great cause!  This means that the average Mo Bro and Sister has donated: $129 each, thats amazing!

Thanks again for all your support, as you can see we really are raising enough to help make a difference!

Day 2 of Movember

At 8:45am on Movember 17th, we accomplished the $1,000 donation goal… Yes We Can? Yes we Can!

Joanne, as seen in the Movember 2nd photo, donated the remaining 48.68 exactly, to bring us up to the goal.  She has been there from the start and has helped support the cause from the get go!  From changing her facebook status, helping spread the good word about the Mo Cause and now by completing the $1000 goal 13 days early!

Jo and I became quite good friends over the last few months and over those months I have seen how kind her heart is and am stoked to have her as one of my friends.  Thanks Jo!

So with 13 days left I have changed the new goal to $1500 by Nov 30th!

Thanks again Jo for the Donation that got us to $1000 and thank you everyone who has donated, supported, and enjoyed the Mo!

Day 16

Today was an eye opening day, from finding out that my friend has Prostate Cancer to recieveing such a generous donation from him.  Its days like this that I really feel good about doing things like this.

I think anyone that has never done something like this do it as it really makes you feel like you have accomplished something, and its the kind of accomplishment that makes you not proud of yourself, but of humanity.  

I had a really good weekend.  Friday at the Gallery and then Saturday watched the fights at Conors.  Good fights!  But shocking!  Sunday I played my new video game that my brother got me and watched my TV shows.  

I have been pretty busy at work and am having trouble keeping updated day to day, as you can see I forgot about yesterday!  I am committed though to keeping MoMo updated as much as possible.  As of right now this blog has received over 650 unique people looking at it.  I think that is very good for only 19 days of writing on it.

I also have been told by a few people that I should keep the moustache!  We will see how it all works out in the end, its kind of growing on me!

Very excited for our Movember party on Movember 29th at Life!  People should come!  Even if your not from Antigua, make your way down, should be a good time!  All our Antiguan Mo Bros will be there!  We will have a super awesome slide show of awesome Moustaches in History and goodie bags for the first people to get to the party!

Off to JiuJitsu I go!

I am speechless right now.  I just received a donation of $500 from someone that actually has and is affected by Prostate Cancer.  We had a discussion and it is amazing to look at the stats of people who are affected by it and its really shocking.  1 out of 3 men will have some form of prostate cancer in their life.  

One of the main reasons I am passionate about this cause was that my Grandpa had Prostate Cancer and for a little while I was super paranoid that I had it too.  I really want to raise awareness to get people to get tested and checked out, because there is a lot of treatment options and they are very effective when in the early stages.

So I really want to thank the donator of the $500, I would mention his name, but I don’t know if he wants me to or not.  But he is a great guy and I am wishing him the very best!  And hope everyone will send their best wishes and best vibes for him to get through this!  Your donations help save lives, and it could help save one of my friends lives, so I appreciate everyone that has donated to this cause and want you to know that you really are helping make a difference.

This donation brings the total donations up to $951.32

For those that didn’t see the post.  I was given $.74 by a girl named Rianne Woods who i had never heard of before.  Well it turns out she donated $25 to my entire team, so it split it evenly between our team.  Well she donated again.  I guess our team has grown a bit, because this time it was a donation of $.58 bringing the grand total of donations to $451.52

Once again guys, it doesn’t matter how much you donate, every little bit helps.  If all my friends on facebook donated $.50 I would have 400 extra dollars!  So please help with what you can

Thanks again Rianne for your second donation!

By the Power of Moustache, I dub thee Mo Bros 4 Life!

Movember 15th!  Just watched Lesnar vs Couture, Won’t ruin it for anyone but thought it was a good fight card in general! Holla atcho homeboy.

Not much else to report, beach party tomorrow, should be solid!  I will try and give an update on my life, the party, other moustache growers and anything else I can tomorrow!

Mo bro Out.

I woke up this morning, and low and behold, Zombie Goat.  I am kinda hung over this morning, so I will let this video do the talking.

Here is another picture of another zombie goat.  This one might be a joke, Im not to sure, but My Zombie goat is real and really likes killing people.

Day 14

Day 14 was a good day because it is FRIDAY!  TGIF, TGIF… Wait… what ever happened to TGIF?  Remember Family Matters, Boy Meets World and whatever else was on when you were young?  I miss that shit.  I think although my parents did a great job raising me, Carl Winslow, Mr Feenie and StephOn UR-KELL, helped shape me into the ultra cool person I am today.  I learned from Stephon Urkell, that if you wear a suit jacket top and walk with a swagger and pronounce your name differently, girls love you.  I went from geek to chic after learning this valuable lesson and convincing people to call me GregORy instead of Gregery.

Tonight we will once again be at the Gallery, the same place that I was at last friday when I had the I love Moustache sign.  No sign this week, but we will be promoting the I Love Moustache Party on Movember 29th!

TGIF people, Have a good weekend!

It came back!  And this time it left blood!  I TOLD YOU PEOPLE, THEY EXIST!  Zombie Goat is Back.

They Live!

This picture you can actually see the super mangled face and the bloody lips!  What was the worst is I could see it looking in at me through my windows as it just stood outside my door on the porch!  It wasn’t even scared… It knew it would destroy me if I got to close, I was already brave enough opening the door to take a picture of Zombie Goat.

At first I thought Zombie goat would be changing other goats into other zombie goats, but I have a new theory based on my sherlock homesing.  I think Zombie goat gets so hungry for goat meat it engulfs the entire goat, observe exhibit A!

Zombie Goat Kills!

This is all thats left on my porch when I looked outside.  Just a few streaks of blood… THIS IS NO JOKE, THIS REALLY IS HAPPENING!!!

So here is my Zombie Survival Plan.  The CEO of my company, who also is my friend, lives near me.  So I am gonna take one of my long knives, duck tape it to the end of a broom, and then make a run for it with all the the canned food possible, to Rob’s House.  Rob has some jet skis, so I would take one of them (Sorry Rob!), and zoom it off to one of the small uninhabited islands around here (probably Redonda), then I would wait till the next cruise ship is about to port and take it over!  Floating Condo is probably the best place to be while zombies attack.  

So when Zombie Goat doesn’t consume his entire victim next time, and it turns into a zombie, then meet me on the Cruise ship!  BUT if you get bitten, Im sorry, no cruise ship admittance for you!

I think everyone should read this.  This is something I would and have done.

Spider Picture!

I really enjoy eating things that are bigger than my head.

Since I started going to Kick Boxing and Jiu Jitsu 4 nights a week 4 hours a day, I really have been exhausted.  REALLY happy, but when it comes to getting up in the morning, I am really tired.  I also am secretly taking care of my dog, who my land lord had asked me to get rid of, which means I can’t tie her up outside while I am at work.  Its good for her, because she hates being tied up outside, but bad for me because she could diddle anytime she needed to.  So I have to take her for extra long walks in the morning to be able to make sure she doesn’t use my favorite shirt as a pee pad!

So needless to say, I don’t have much time in the morning to really make breakfast anymore.  I was surviving on lucky charms, but it seems like its getting harder and harder to wake up and I keep getting up later and later, so I have to miss my magically delicious charms and motor to work.  This isn’t too bad, because I have a big jar of peanut butter at my desk and usually someone in the office is going to go get food somewhere, or a pastry lady comes and sells some really good sticky buns!

Today was no different.  At 5am my dog jumps on my bed and starts whining for me to feed her.  I basically bear hug her, and hold her in place for 30 minutes until my alarm goes off.  THEN I hit snooze about 3 times, and finally get up around 6:20.  I feed the dog, shower, and then walk the dog.  Get ready for work and then make the 30 min drive to the office.

Today, my co-worker Niekesha was coming out the door while I was walking in.  Turns out she was on her way to get breakfast so I asked if she would pick me up something.  She wanted to know what I wanted and I said, just get me whatever is good.  I am the least picky eater in the world, so really this always works in my favor.

One thing I love about the caribbean is the food.  Local food is very inexpensive, loaded with protein (for my growing muslces of power to compliment my Moustache) and loaded with flavor.  So for 10 EC, Niekesha brought me back a sandwich that was bigger than my head… AND ironically looked like a moustache… Well it either looks like a moustache or Movember is finally getting to my brain!  Anyways this moustache shaped sandwich was awesome, it had bacon, egg and avacado all mixed up into a delicous breakfast.

Moustache Sandwich

After looking at the picture and how big the sandwich was, it really got me thinking about how much I love eating things that are bigger than my head.  For example, Watermelon.  Watermelons are bigger than your head and are so awesome to eat.  You get to enjoy tasty fruit, while also getting to spit seeds like a machine gun from your mouth.  Cake!  Cake is the best, its sweet and delicious and is usually larger than your head.  I find the larger cake the better, specially when it comes to ice cream cake.  Subway Sandwiches!  When I was 15 I worked at a Subway and got to learn the secrets to the perfect sub.  Unfortunately now that I actually have to PAY for the sub I can’t afford the qaudrouple meet with triple cheese anymore, but subs are bigger than your head and are a great food to enjoy on any kind of day.

The trouble with food that is bigger than your head is sometimes its tough to finish, and if you eat it too fast…. You can get into some trouble.

Don't eat something bigger than your head all at once!