The Prostate could possibly be the most important in any Male’s Body.  The skin keeps your body protected, your heart pumps your blood through the body, the lungs pump the oxygen through the body but the Prostate… Makes the Mo Grow!

The prostate has little hormones named Androgens that are needed to work properly.  These little Androgens combined the prostate are the main reason for facial hair, and muscle mass.  

The moustache is therefore a symbol of defiance when it comes to prostate cancer.  The more facial hair, the safer you will be*.  Like a cross to a vampire the Moustache is to Prostate Cancer!

Like a Vampire, Prostate cancer also has more than 1 weakness.

In 2003, a Genius named Graham Giles of the Australian Cancer Council found out that the more times you ejaculate, the less likely it is that you will get prostate cancer!  So I say fellow Mo Bros, fwap away, meet a nice girl and defeat prostate cancer!  Defeat it 5 times a week or more!

So what have we learned today?  In order to prevent prostate cancer, Grow a Sweet Moustache to help keep the prostate active, and then make sure to ejaculate a lot too REALLY keep the prostate active!

*I am not a doctor and can offer no real medical value.. I also think Moustaches are super sweet!