El Moustache Presidente - Official Rules and Regulations
Yesterday I posted about how Barack should run for El Moustache Presidente. Well I guess I didn’t make it very clear on how one would run for El Moustache Presidente. So here is the official rules and regulations of what it takes to become the next Presidente of the Moustache. In fact follow the instructions for your chance to win a great PalmerCash T-Shirt -Donated by.. me.. Not stupid PalmerCash, that won’t even return my emails 2 weeks later!!
Win this T-Shirt by helping choose the next El Moustache Presidente
What is El Moustache Presidente?
The Moustache Presidente is the person who can sport the best Moustache based on these strict categories of judgement:
- Stiff Upper Lip - Candidates Must Have a Stiff Upper Lip, the Stiffer the better!
- Moustachio - The Moustache must make you want to say Moustachio!
- Style Points - This isn’t just for the Moustache, but how cool the wearer is!
- Sellickness - Would Tom Sellick hang out with this person? Note: Tom Sellick can unfortunately not be el Moustache Presidente. Tom Sellick Look a likes can. Do not ask why, it just is so.
- Serious Eyes - The Eyes need to own the moustache.
- Finally, Talent - The Moustache Presidente must prove some type of talent.
Where do I find the Candidates?
Becoming El Moustache Presidente can actually happen to anyone. You don’t even need a real Moustache. use Photoshop to add a moustache onto your favorite candidate and submit them to greg@elitebeat.net.
The Contest?
Submit your candidates to greg@elitebeat.net, I will post all candidate pictures on MoMoFoSho and at the end of November we will have a strict panel of judges to decide who the winning submission is. The winner will get a t-shirt courtesy of MoMoFoSho.com NOT PalmerCash (cuz they don’t reply to emails) and be honored in the MoMo Hall of Fame for being super rad.
So tell your friends the search for El Moustache Presidente is now on!