What is the perfect Moustache?

I’ll answer that question with a question.  How tall is the tallest midget?

Mind boggled, aren’t you?

FACT: Little People aren’t Care Bears
FACT: On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
FACT: There is no such thing as the perfect Moustache.

Or is there?

Using deductive reasoning, Science and Mad Skills, I have found that not every moustache is not made equal, but every moustache is equally fucking awesome,  which means that every moustache is perfect as they are all equal in awesomeness.

Although there are people that claim to have the best moustache in the world, these are all false claims as if you do true inner soul searching, you will realize that everyone is unique and therefore every Mo has a unique awesomeness to it that cannot be duplicated or beaten.

This scientific find can be used to better yourself in all situations in life.

Remember the Mo Chooses You and therefor is perfect for you!