It came back!  And this time it left blood!  I TOLD YOU PEOPLE, THEY EXIST!  Zombie Goat is Back.

They Live!

This picture you can actually see the super mangled face and the bloody lips!  What was the worst is I could see it looking in at me through my windows as it just stood outside my door on the porch!  It wasn’t even scared… It knew it would destroy me if I got to close, I was already brave enough opening the door to take a picture of Zombie Goat.

At first I thought Zombie goat would be changing other goats into other zombie goats, but I have a new theory based on my sherlock homesing.  I think Zombie goat gets so hungry for goat meat it engulfs the entire goat, observe exhibit A!

Zombie Goat Kills!

This is all thats left on my porch when I looked outside.  Just a few streaks of blood… THIS IS NO JOKE, THIS REALLY IS HAPPENING!!!

So here is my Zombie Survival Plan.  The CEO of my company, who also is my friend, lives near me.  So I am gonna take one of my long knives, duck tape it to the end of a broom, and then make a run for it with all the the canned food possible, to Rob’s House.  Rob has some jet skis, so I would take one of them (Sorry Rob!), and zoom it off to one of the small uninhabited islands around here (probably Redonda), then I would wait till the next cruise ship is about to port and take it over!  Floating Condo is probably the best place to be while zombies attack.  

So when Zombie Goat doesn’t consume his entire victim next time, and it turns into a zombie, then meet me on the Cruise ship!  BUT if you get bitten, Im sorry, no cruise ship admittance for you!